QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz