QuotaBillsSleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia