Carpet Dog
Can you spot the pet in the carpet?
Now available - transparent persian car-pets
QuotaBillsThe dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
Tacks Break: What to give carpet installers to make them more productive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash