Cell Phone Athlete

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois