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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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