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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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