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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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