Cell Phone Book

Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper