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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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