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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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