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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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