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I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

We refuse to turn off our computers, turn off our phone, log off Facebook, and just sit in silence, because in those moments we might actually have to face up to who we really are. - Jefferson Bethke


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