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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One student was mixing my yoga up with other kinds, and I said, 'No, you cannot do that.' You cannot put calamari in the sushi and call it sushi. - Bikram Choudhury

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain


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