Child Support

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry