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Child Support

Taking a stand for child maintenance

Child Support thanks to Barry McCartney

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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