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What's a family without Kids?

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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