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Childproof House

Find out where the Kids got in

Childproof House thanks to Mike King

What's a family without Kids?

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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