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Chinese Music School

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Chinese Music School thanks to Keith Blake

It takes months to tune their instruments

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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