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Chinese Take Away

Chinese food for people not on a diet

Chinese Take Away thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Wok away from this place!

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Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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