Chocolate Bed

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning. - Groucho Marx

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix