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Chocolate Bed

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Chocolate Bed thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias


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