Chocolate Bed

And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night, saying we've done something wonderful - that's what matters to me. - Steve Jobs

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix