Chocolate Bed

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

What makes me happy is just curling up with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream. - Taylor Swift

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias