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Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some babies drop a few pounds at Easter

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Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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