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Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat

When babies first start to like animals

Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some babies drop a few pounds at Easter

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Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin


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