QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss