Christmas Fruit Tree

Layman: A citrus fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Impeach: A pixie fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fruit of silence is tranquility. - Arabian Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is. - Frank Scully

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau