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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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