Chubby Free

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown