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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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