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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Fabrics doesn't make exquisite dresses, it is the stitches. - Treasure Stitches

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah