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Clean Senior Citizens

Community asks seniors to clean up their act

Clean Senior Citizens thanks to Mike King

Someone has to keep seniors looking respectable

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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