Clean Senior Citizens
Community asks seniors to clean up their act
Someone has to keep seniors looking respectable
QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Viper: What you use to clean ze vindows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin
Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon
Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter
Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa
The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar
Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa