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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump