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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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