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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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