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Why some transactions in the 'Express Lane' take so long

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Paying for groceries from your penny collection

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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