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Coin Shopping

Why some transactions in the 'Express Lane' take so long

Coin Shopping thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Paying for groceries from your penny collection

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

To get ten per cent out of some businessmen you have to be a fifty-fifty partner. - American Proverb

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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