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Coin Shopping

Why some transactions in the 'Express Lane' take so long

Coin Shopping thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Paying for groceries from your penny collection

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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