Cold One

Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump