QuotaBillsI work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump