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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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