QuotaBillsHead Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster