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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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