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Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump