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Commemorative Pistol

Congress adopts new policy for gun control

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of the United States Senate and the House of Representatives. It will be named the 'Congressman.' It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
Commemorative Pistol thanks to Jim Serritella

Ruger's new firearm shoots close to home

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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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