QuotaBillsSharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans
Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted
The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman
Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat
Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck