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Removing stress in a stress-full finance department

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Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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