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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Personal initiative is self starting and proactive; it works independently of outside influence or control. - Unknown

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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