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Control Brothers

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Control Brothers thanks to Jim Serritella

Keeping the family in control

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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a a copy. - Unknown

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Personal initiative is self starting and proactive; it works independently of outside influence or control. - Unknown

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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