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Copenhagen Tour

Taking a canal tour without the 'sea'

Copenhagen Tour thanks to Keith Blake

Danish graffiti boat ride

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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