Copper Floor

Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

How much money is enough? - Talmud

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille