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Copper Floor

Canadian Government announces end of the Penny

Copper Floor thanks to Keith Blake

Canadians find news ways to use useless pennies

A penny saved is a penny earned stepped on
Financial markets come down on lower copper valuation

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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