Copper Floor

Marry money. - Max Shulman

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer