Corner Cupboards
The ultimate kitchen organizer
QuotaBillsKeep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller
He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss