QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli
There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller
If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall
The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds