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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias


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