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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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