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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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