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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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