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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

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None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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