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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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