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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Tennyson

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

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