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Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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