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If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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