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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob


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