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There is Hope if you can make the call

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

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