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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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