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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Crisis not followed by a process becomes an abscess. - Keith Price

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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