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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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