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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Don't ever waste a crisis. - Unknown

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Crisis not followed by a process becomes an abscess. - Keith Price

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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