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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles H Spurgeon

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Crisis not followed by a process becomes an abscess. - Keith Price

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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