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Crisis Counseling

Stress management jumps overboard

Crisis Counseling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

There is Hope if you can make the call

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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