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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie


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