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It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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