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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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