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Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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