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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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