Crocodile Floor
First one to cross the room wins!
Walking into a feeding frenzy in the house
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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde
I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner
Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin
The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James
Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown
The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes
Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas
Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman
There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide
A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde
If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather
The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron
Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin
All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson
In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein
If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer
Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon
Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash