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Crocodile Floor

First one to cross the room wins!

Crocodile Floor thanks to Keith Blake

Walking into a feeding frenzy in the house

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An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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