Crocodile Floor

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama