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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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