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Remaining straight in line is a soldier's cross to bear

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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