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Cross Inspector

Remaining straight in line is a soldier's cross to bear

Cross Inspector thanks to Jim Serritella

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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