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Cross Inspector

Remaining straight in line is a soldier's cross to bear

Cross Inspector thanks to Jim Serritella

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Walkie Talkie: What you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. - Aristotle

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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