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Cross Inspector

Remaining straight in line is a soldier's cross to bear

Cross Inspector thanks to Jim Serritella

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I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

Walkie Talkie: What you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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