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QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee