QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir
Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Inbred: Best way to eat peanut butter and jelly - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion