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QuotaBillsOrganic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown
Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard
To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn
Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers
If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster
The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton
Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower
He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke
It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge