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Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

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