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Celebrity from afar

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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