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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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