#1 humor site on the 'net

Dead End

Where time runs out

Dead End thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sign of a brilliant graveyard deduction

QuotaBills
Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


Tall Guy Bike

Lord Voldemort Rock

Illusionary

Copperhead Tree

Dream Big

Spot the Man's Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans

British Survey

Political Promise Transporter

Jam Packed Suitcase

All White Meat

Alien Moon Landing

Nothing But Net

Bible Bar

Branding Inspiration for Graphic Designers

Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment

Sunday Weather Forecast

On The Eighth Day

Moses Parting the Ice Field

Texas Limo

No Smoking Fish

New Brunswick Swimming Pools

Box Car

Night Shift for a Computer Geek

Meep Meep