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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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