#1 humor site on the 'net

DeckHead

Portable Record Players make comeback in The Bronx

DeckHead thanks to Mel Hardman

Gramophone with headphone extension

QuotaBills
Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


Better Call Saul

Hair Notes

Gold Silk Fabric

Orthodox Weapon

Chanukah Special

Engine-eous

Real Life Photoshop

Future Truck

Fill The Tank

Corset Bound

Hillbilly Overalls

Fitness On The Bus

The Original Smart Phone

Search and Rescue - Dry Run

You're CuTe

Internet - The Place 2B

Nose Siphoner

Prehistoric Flash Drive

Mouse Revenge

Young Who Suffer

Stray Cat

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

Forest Guardian

Sing It Out