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Definition Of A Good Friend

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Definition Of A Good Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Old friends are best. - John Selden

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus


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