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Definition Of A Good Friend

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Definition Of A Good Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. - Paris Hilton

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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