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Definition Of A Good Friend

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Definition Of A Good Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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