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Dehydrated Water

How to remove the good clean taste of spring water

Dehydrated Water thanks to Cherei McCarter

Cleaning up your water supply with unnatural additives

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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