Dent Wizard
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His trade nickname was Dentician
QuotaBillsFjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright