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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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