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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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