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No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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