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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber


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