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There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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