Diet Scale
Weight scale proportional to food allowance
Life is grim to the right of the water-only line
Recommended food choices for your own weight
QuotaBillsI'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa
You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson
Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker
I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt
Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com