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In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward


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