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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison


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