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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

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