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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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