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I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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