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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly


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