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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

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