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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

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