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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

Nothing succeeds like excess. - Oscar Wilde

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

If everything is important, then nothing is. - Unknown

Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends. - Tom Cruise

Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable. - Olive Wendell Holmes Sr.

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. - Walt Disney

A terrible thing happened to me last night again - nothing. - Phyllis Diller

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - A A Milne

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, when it is not on our side. - George Savile

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

If the world were good for nothing else, it is a fine subject for speculation. - William Hazlitt

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Nothing so clearly discovers a spiritual man as his treatment of an erring brother. - Augustine

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. - Chinese Proverb

Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all. - Oscar Wilde

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. - Jerry Seinfeld

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Write about what really interests you, whether it is real things or imaginary things, and nothing else. - C S Lewis

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

We can say with certainty - or 90% probability - that the new industries that are about to be born will have nothing to do with information. - Peter F Drucker

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump

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