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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

Nothing ages like happiness. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is evil in the beginning. - JRR Tolkien

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Christianity is completed Judaism, or it is nothing. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing is too difficult - you only need to know how. - Yiddish proverb

If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. - Donald Rumsfeld

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Better to fight for something than to live for nothing. - George Patton

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

There is no purpose in living where there is nothing to do. - Winston Churchill

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. - Isaac Asimov

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did, and it never will. - Frederick Douglass

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates

Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. - James Baldwin

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. - Mary W. Little

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Nothing is so contagious as an example. We never do great good or great evil without bringing about more of the same on the part of others. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood

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