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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

Nothing ever goes away. - Barry Commoner

A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

When you have nothing to say, say nothing. - Charles Caleb Colton

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. - American Proverb

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself. - Ausonius

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Nothing you have not given away will ever really be yours. - C S Lewis

Nothing is so exhausting as indecision, and nothing is so futile. - Bertand Russell

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Nothing is impossible... we merely don't know yet how to do it. - Unknown

If your competitors start copying you, then you are doing something right! - Jay Baer

What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer. - Unknown

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. - Dennis Miller

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?' - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. - Oprah Winfrey

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

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