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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Nothing like a little judicious levity. - Robert Louis Stevenson

There is nothing stronger than gentleness. - John Wooden

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise. - St. Augustine

All our miseries are nothing but attachment. - Osho

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Nothing great is ever achieved without much enduring. - St. Catherine of Siena

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E. Leonard

I now touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk. - WC Fields

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

The present contains nothing more than the past. And what is found in the effect was already in the cause. - Henri Bergson

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value. - R Buckminster Fuller

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

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