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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

The shortest answer is doing the thing. - Ernest Hemingway

Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Nothing to be worried, it is to be understood. - Madam Curie

There is no such thing as something for nothing. - Napoleon Hill

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. - Walt Disney

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

I now touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk. - WC Fields

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Doing what is right isn't the problem. It is knowing what is right. - Lyndon B Johnson

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

There is much greatness of mind in acknowledging a good turn, as in doing it. - Seneca

To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it. - G K Chesterton

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

Young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. - French Proverb

It is life's principle and you have to accept it as it comes; nothing happens when nothing is done. - Israelmore Ayivor

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton

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