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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley


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