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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

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Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

A heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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