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It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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