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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to. - Kahlil Gibran

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick


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