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Dog O'Lanterns

Halloween lookalike contest for dogs

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Spooktacular Canine Carvings

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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