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Dog O'Lanterns

Halloween lookalike contest for dogs

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Spooktacular Canine Carvings

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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