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Dog O'Lanterns

Halloween lookalike contest for dogs

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Spooktacular Canine Carvings

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

Dog O'Lanterns thanks to Barry McCartney

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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