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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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