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A mere scholar, a mere ass. - Robert Burton

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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