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A mere scholar, a mere ass. - Robert Burton

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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