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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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