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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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