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Donut Sale

Count on the RCMP to safeguard your premises

Donut Sale thanks to Roy Taylor

Looks like a long lineup on Donut Day

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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong


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